Do you know what I hate? I hate hipsters.
The reasons why are nearly endless.
- Dorky hair.
- Skinny jeans (and, heaven forbid, jeggings).
- The stupid mustache meme. God knows I love a good mustache, but how the hell does sticking them on everything make it 'ironic'?
- The overuse of the term 'ironic'. Get a dictionary, you fools, and learn what the word means.
- Too busy not-conforming to realize that setting out to be a non-conformist is exactly the same as conforming.
- The name-dropping of bands no one has ever heard of (being underground usually just means most people have the good sense not to listen to them).
- Endless narcissism.
- The fact that the social movement exists proves that it's failing. Now THAT'S ironic.
Stop living off of mom and dad, get a real job, and realize that in the real world you will have to wear real shoes.Thank you.