29 August 2012

i can't even breathe i'm laughing so hard--but i'm serious

I should be asleep right now, but first I have to share.

My new life goal:

xkcd - Sketchiness

To eventually say every single one of these to my person. With follow-through.

"Hey honey, the kids are all asleep--wanna come back to my sex crate?"

Oh, yeah. This (as yet undetermined) person is going to be very lucky. Because, honestly, who doesn't secretly want to have sex in a ravine?

Too honest? Too honest.



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