My new life goal:
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To eventually say every single one of these to my person. With follow-through.
"Hey honey, the kids are all asleep--wanna come back to my sex crate?"
Oh, yeah. This (as yet undetermined) person is going to be very lucky. Because, honestly, who doesn't secretly want to have sex in a ravine?
Too honest? Too honest.